How are you doing? I am fine thanks. The weather here has been good lately.
That's how I started all the letters I wrote to my camp pen pals like 15 years ago. Ten year old Juliette really had a way with the words, amiright? I mean, you're probably sitting there just wishing you could get a letter from me. Well you can't. Because there's Twitter, and Facebook, and Instagram, and blogging, and e-mail, and snapchat, and gchat, and group texting, and vine, and Pinterest, and I'm exhausting myself thinking about all these different things so I'm done with that.
Yesterday Jacey and I had the brilliant idea to start the Couch to 5K thing, and while we didn't die, I was definitely wishing we had just stuck to the "couch" part of the training routine. But apparently the couch part isn't really part of it so whatever. I learned some stuff though.
- It's hard to run while you're laughing and we were laughing a lot, mostly because we were quoting Bridesmaids the whole time. "Want to run on the street instead of the sidewalk?" "No, it's like, super gravelly." or, "This is hard. Oh, shit." "Yeah oh shit...yeah oh shit."
Clearly we were working hard. That's why I was able to take a selfie.
WHY DID I GET A COUPON FOR CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES WHEN WE WERE DONE WITH THE WORKOUT. THAT IS SO WRONG. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FAIL. I wondered all these things as I sat on the floor and ate sour gummi worms.
- There are a lot of cats in our neighborhood.
- Which brings me to another story....
A CAT. IN OUR APARTMENT. And that's the second time that's happened. And I sort of want to keep one of them because I sort of want a cat. But Jacey is "allergic" so I'm not "allowed" to have a cat. But I might start buying treats and putting them on the porch. Also I'm going to start naming them after Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings characters. Actually I might name that one up there Fat Amy because since Sunday I think I've watched Pitch Perfect three times.
Other things you probably care nothing about:
-The Dodgers lost to the Cardinals last night and now we're down in the series 3 games to 1. So if we lose today we don't go to the World Series and two of my ex boyfriends are going to be so happy which of course makes me mad because I am mature.
-I AM GOING TO SEE ASHTEN IN 16 DAYS.
-I have to go grocery shopping and learn how to make healthy meals because sour gummi worms for dinner really isn't cutting it. Send me your healthy easy recipes.
-Why is it only Wednesday.
-This is my new phone background.